so my car finally kicked the bucket yesterday......in a spectacular way....heres how it went...
tuesday night kayla complained that it was running weird so i decided to take it up to work to check it out the next morning.
driving to work wednesday morning and it overheats before even getting to the bottom of the canyon. so i pulled over and called up steve and asked him to pull me up the canyon.
so while im waiting for steve to get there i got out and hooked up the tow strap and kinda checked things out under the car....and there was coolant was leaking out of the exaust. for those of you that dont know....that should never happen...like not even a little bit. so i think....thats not good....o well.
then steve gets there and we begin our journey up the mountain. if you have never been flat towed before...i dont recomend it......its dark and im 10 feet off the bumper of steves car and because i have to keep slack out the strap i have to do the braking for both cars around corners.....kind of a weird feeling. and since im so close steve cannot use his brakes or i will run into his car.......so we come up on a rock slide....he swerves to miss the rocks and i cant see whats going on and go right over a nice size one....and blow out a tire. by this time im so mad at this car i could have lit it on fire right there but because its a water shed up here i decided to not do that and just go the rest of the way with a flat tire.
about 20 minutes later we get to the shop and i plan to start the car for a second and drive it in the shop.....but no....the battery was dead........more thoughts of fire
so i go get a jumper pack and get the stupid car running and drive it in the shop and decide to check it out a little bit. so i pulled number 2 sparkplug already expecting what i saw......aluminum dust stuck to the end of the plug.....awesome. so i cleaned everything out of the car(all the way down to taking off the wipers) and called the junk yard and set up the tow truck to come get it tomorrow.
after emptying the car of anything of any value(emotional or monetary) i started it up and drove it back outside....with the one spark plug out. after a very tense ride from the shop to the parking lot i pick the final resting place for the old escort and shut her down. and then what happens? well the icing on the cake...duh. i hit the button to roll up the window and the drivers window slows...stops....makes a crunching noise.....and falls down..........hysterical laughter and more thoughts of fire.
so after its all said and done......about 4 years ago i bought a 2001 escort for 200 dollars, put 30,000 miles on it, got many fun road trips out of it....and now its on a flatbed truck on the way to the junkyard and I have 275 bucks in my pocket and nice warm fuzzy memories of a car that totally earned its keep in my book.
you will be missed escort.......barley....but never forgotten
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